it is now christmas eve

listening: the colbert report

it is now officially christmas eve, being that it is 12:47 am. and going in to this jolly season i have lost my phone, got some pent up anger towards alanna, and yet i`m still managing to get very excited.
christmas always does that to me. no matter what crap happens, christmas always manages to cheer me up. so hopefully tomorrow i`ll be pleasant otherwise i won`t be happy with myself.
ah well, angst aside, it`s past bedtime. so i`m leaving.
-brett

one sixteen am is now...

listening: christmas eve (sarajevo 12.24), trans-siberian orchestra

as i posted a while ago, i was tired of the one sixteen am name. which is why incoherence simplified is my new blog name, and i promise you it won`t change again. the address is still 116am.blogspot.com, so as not to confuse any of you, but the new layout and name just suit me better, and so it`s here to stay.
anyway, i should blog about something real instead of the year in review i did yesterday, so here it goes.
i got my drivers license on saturday and have been motoring (literally) around ever since. unfortunately this has been terrible for my gas consumption and i need payday to get here fast so that i can afford the freaking car juice.
i have started copying all my chem notes down into an actual notebook, to help my comprehension in advance preparation for the final exam. chem is the only subject really that i really need to study for, as there`s just so much subject matter to cover. and the recopying of the notes is just the ticked to ensure that it`s lodged in my cerebral cortex.
speaking of cortices, i think my prefrontal one is trying to come into more mainstream usage. we`ll see.
-brett

one sixteen am, i think it might need a new name.

listening: megalomaniac, incubus

one sixteen am has been a very good blog title. but it doesn`t...represent anything. it has nothing to do with my personality, nothing to do with my life. it was a name brought on early in the morning in a painful and sleep deprived state, as it was soon after i broke my leg and the pain was keeping me awake. but since one sixteen am is so...wrong, i need something that seems right to replace it. and yes, i`m taking suggestions, the comments are beckoning.
this week has been, well, awesome. my homework`s been completed, my teachers have been in good moods, and between epic math classes and drifting around brentwood with dan, it`s just been really fantastic and i`m starting to feel really christmas-y.

listening: in like a lion, relient k

and now i feel very christmas-y. relient k`s christmas album is the best. i`m planning on lobbying for christmas decoration putting up sometime in the next two weeks, maybe even while rae is here. that would be nice, feeling like a whole family through all the important christmas stuff. maybe i`m thinking too big, but it`s a nice thought.
anyway, i have to go study for a math test.
-brett

doo doo da dum

listening: the power of love, huey lewis and the news

17 cds. free.
christmas gifts. chosen.
homework. done.
games. played.
winter driving. cinch.
drivers licence. friday.
harry potter. friday.
ultrasound. friday.
friday is busy, yes. but it`s a good busy. in fact, this week, so far, can kick last week`s butt.
that`s pretty much it.
bedtime.
-brett

instructions for dancing

listening: peter gabriel, the book of love

have you ever had one of those days where you were trapped inside your head? where unfiltered social contact leaves you feeling queasy and you can`t wait to hide from the world with a good book and your ipod? welcome to my day.
these last few months have been, to be completely honest, pretty crappy. and i don`t even want to look at the world right now, i want to just go back to when i didn`t understand enough of what goes o ...
because the world is a really scary place. it is big, and mean, and i really need to learn how to cope with it better, because keeping in all my frustration and anger and sadness is just eating at me, and its coming out in short little uncontrolled bursts.
whats going on, i never blog like this.
i need some sleep, i need a break, and i really need to get out of town for a while.
-brett

here we go.

listening: hamilton vs toronto, cfl east semifinals

being that i keep starting posts but not finishing them, i`m going to copy and paste all my drafts into one posts. here it is:

listening: untitled, interpol
yesterday dad and i went to see due date, which was actually pretty funny. zach galifinakis is a great actor, and robert downey jr. nailed it.and then this morning was work, which draaaagged on and on. and then this afternoon there was the bottle depot which netted 60.95$. so i have a grand total of almost 90 dollars to last me two weeks, which is more than i`ve had for a while.

listening:

listening:

listening: tyler ward- breakeven

listening: not afraid- eminem
being that there is nothing i can do tonight at home, i have decided to blog.

and that was not as interesting as i thought it`d be. sorry, y`all.

-brett

just a quick update

listening: breath in breathe out, mat kearney

well rae, you told me that grey`s had the best songs, so i took the liberty of getting one of the soundtracks from the library. one of the best decisions i`ve made for a while.
i see now that readership has increased on this blog, and maybe it`s time for an update on the writing blog. i`ll keep you posted. writers block kills over 1 persons every year.
four day weekend.
i want to go out, but since mom is on heavy antibiotics and dad is working, i`m not seeing it happening. only 15 days until i get my lisence.
there`s not much else to say, so i`ll leave it there.
i`m going to get started on chapter 3 of my story.
-brett

how can i be this tired?

listening: rise against, hero of war

so last night the clocks were set back. i got an extra hour of sleep. i totaled out at ten hours. how am i so tired?
it`s probably an accumulation of all the hours of lost sleep last week with mom in the hospital and dad gone. so as a mild to moderate stress reliever i`m going to play hours of halo: reach.
things are not going my way right now.

-brett

i still owe rae...

listening: way out west, don`t forget me

...for her awesome song choices.
i`m also watching scrubs- my last words, which is in my opinion one of the saddest episodes.
today was interesting, really. it just dragged on and on and on.
period one- chem. started which a quiz, which was interrupted by The Mother of All Nosebleeds (TM pending). so i was in the bathroom for the better part of ten minutes trying to stem the flow.
period two- french. social contact was discouraged by Empress Dunn, she separated all the desks to discourage talking.
lunch- was spent in the library looking at colleges and universities. again.
math- mr. mcknight was also cracking down on social contact, which meant i finally got around to understanding how to decompose trinomes.
and social- got about half of a dissertation completed on the war in afghanistan. so another productive afternoon for me.
bass lessons after school were spent learning bass improvs for blues and jazz.
and work was work.
-brett

wilbur

listening: the reason, hoobastank

i`m working lights for three wilbur sargunaraj concerts in one weekend.
two are done.
the first one was a roaring success, fantastic really.
the second one, last night, was hilarious.
1. no one showed up
2. dad was interviewed by wilbur
3. we lost control of the moving lights...twice
4. we set off the fire alarm with the smoke machines
5. the fire department actually came
6. dad`s dancing stole the show
the last show is tonight, and i`ll be working it alone, tyler won`t be there. i`m nervous but it should be fun.
also, i passed the written portion of my driver`s test with 92%. time to do the in-car training.
-brett

coke zero stains this place

listening: issues, escape the fate

coke zero also stains my nice new white h&m shirt. thanks to a particularly oblivious grade 12 girl in the hallway, it is now in the washing machine with about a gallon of detergent.
am i overreacting? yes. so lets knock it off.
i think the pressure of this semester is finally starting to sink in, being that it is barely mid-october and i`m already running on fumes. and now it`s starting to pick up a bit. good thing i won`t be doing drivers ed anymore during the second term, because i have an inkling it`s going to get bat-sh*t crazy running up to final exams.
anyway, i had an awesome chem class today, involving freezing a tomato with liquid nitrogen and smashing it, freezing a marshmallow and smashing it, freezing an eraser and watching it repel a hammer, and putting various items in a vacuum chamber and watching them expand or shoot into flasks (hard boiled egg). also, i was one of the people who got to climb into a garbage bag and have the air sucked out with a shop-vac. all in all, pretty sick.
mme. dunn was absent for the past week in montréal, being that her dad was dying. she came back today, and her dad died, so she`s flying back out tomorrow.
that`s all i got.
-brett

oh, the humanity

watching: back to the future

ooh, change in the listening: line.
anyway, being that i haven`t posted in 10 days it was time for an update.
i got my progress reports and preliminary standings are looking good. a little more effort in chem is necessary.
drivers ed has been started, my last classroom session is this saturday, in car lessons start after halloween, which is later than i wanted.
the hot tub is beckoning. so i promise i`ll post tomorrow.
-brett

i thought that i heard you laughing

listening: r.e.m., losing my religion

oh boy. what has american apparel done now?
i followed a link to their site to see a slideshow of a woman wearing a see-thru mesh...can i call it a shirt? and sure enough, hello chest! and then hello xxxchurch.
honestly, this is just enough to make me want to fire off a few angry emails. when i want to see a wonderful collection of overpriced hoodies and t-shirts, i don`t want it laced with a dose of methamphetaporn.
and this is exactly what`s wrong with society. are we so accustomed to seeing nudity on tv and in popup windows on the internet that mainstream media and clothes stores are promoting pornographic images and downright sexual clothing?
i`m disgusted and a little put out.
and that`s my rant for the day.
-brett
by the way, the song choice of `losing my religion` was a coincidence with the subject of this post.

terry fox. insomnia. school.

listening: fix you, coldplay

so today was the terry fox pajama run at school. and i really wish i could have enjoyed it more.
i think i`ve probably got around 15 hours of sleep in the past 3 or 4 days, just unable to fall asleep. too many things running through my head, and i wish i could put it on my blog, but due to certain readers i can`t.
school is starting to put some pressure on me too, there`s more and more homework, more stuff i need to know and do.
i`m just stressed and i need the weekend to be here. i need one day, just one day where i don`t have to do anything, live up to any expectations, just crash with maybe a friend and some xbox.

because i don`t even want to look at the world right now.

-brett

i know i need you...

listening: tenth avenue north, times

oh, it`s been too long.
i`ve been busy with school and stuff...aw, i can`t lie. i`ve been putting off blogging.
i really want to go to the trews acoustic show at mac hall on october 29th. but it`s 18+. so apparently that`s not going to happen. drivers ed starts on october 9th though, so that`s sweet.
and this providence just came on, i owe jenn so much for lending me those cd`s.
can you tell i`m having trouble blogging?
there are about...8 days until my birthday, and i really wish rae was in town for it. like really. i only get 1 16th birthday.
ah well.
phoenix in february.
-brett

well, i did warn you

listening: times, tenth avenue north

i`m back, blogger.
and i warned you i wouldn`t blog for a while.
anyway, i`m mildly concussed, so i`m going to keep it short.
james river was this past weekend, and it was awesome.
halo: reach was a disappointment
i will blog in detail when my head stops bleeding.
-brett

the style will not be denied.

listening: you`re so sober, the trews

i love high school. the dynamic has finally seemed like it changed. for instance, thursday i wore a white polo shirt with an orange v-neck sweater over it and skinny jeans. and no one made fun of me. friday i wore a green dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up and the top three buttons undone and a tie. and no one made fun of me. i can finally wear what i want, come into my own. it. it. awesome.
so today i went to h&m to get my next accessory: a scarf. we`ll see what they make of it monday.
friday i stood in line for guidance for an hour and a half only for them to tell me i couldn`t do anything. so i didn`t want to look like an idiot, so i dropped sports med.
it`s funny, really.
-brett

letter challenge- your crush

does not belong on this blog.

listening: down with webster, whoa is me

yeah, the only reason i`m listening to down with webster is because much music is on in the background.
anyway, me and dad had a pretty good talk today, because i was expressing desire to join vocal jazz. and then i had a sharp shock of reality. two hours of studying a day is necessary to get grades that`ll get me in med school.
so vocal jazz is out, guitar will be next if there`s conflict.
i think it`s worth it. right now school should be the most important thing in my life. if i had only figured that out earlier i would be having a much easier time with my course load. i signed up for calm online so i`m doing five cores this semester.
listening: acdc, back in black
i am starting to love much.
-brett

letter challenge- your closest friends

Dear D. B, J. S, M. S, L. S, and N. C,

First off, I want to thank you. No matter what I dump on your shoulders, you are always there for me. Whatever I'm going through, you always are there for me with a hand on my shoulder. I'm sorry if it seems like I only take, but also know that I do try and help you guys too.
Thank you for making me laugh, making me just happy.
I know that this is a crappy letter, but I think it sums up all my feelings.
-Brett

letter challenge

listening: the bravery, angelina

the letter challenge. note that not all the letters belong on my blog, so ex-cuuuse me if they aren't.
WRITE A LETTER TO THESE PEOPLE :
Day 1 — Your closest friends
Day 2 — Your crush
Day 3 — Your parents
Day 4 — Your sibling (or closest relative)
Day 5 — Your subconscious mind
Day 6 — A stranger
Day 7 — Your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush
Day 8 — Your favorite Internet personality
Day 9 — Someone you wish you could meet
Day 10 — Someone you don’t talk to as much as you’d like to
Day 11 — A deceased person you wish you could talk to
Day 12 — Your future self
Day 13 — Someone you wish could forgive you
Day 14 — Someone you’ve drifted away from
Day 15 — The person you miss the most
Day 16 — Someone who’s not in your province/country
Day 17 — Someone from your childhood
Day 18 — A fictional character
Day 19 — Someone who causes you to question yourself
Day 20 — Someone who intimidates you
Day 21 — Someone you judged by their first impression
Day 22 — Someone who you want to tell a secret to
Day 23 — The last person to surprise you
Day 24 — Your favorite musician
Day 25 — Someone you know who is going through hard times
Day 26 — Your favourite teacher
Day 27 — The friendliest person you’ve ever met
Day 28 — A person (or people) who has (have) changed your life
Day 29 — A person you’d want to tell your life story to
Day 30 — Your reflection in the mirror

i'll be doing day 1 right after this.
-brett

fool is a devil and the devil's a fool

listening: every word is a knife in my ear, the bravery

what do i call today. it's more firsts, really. first day of homework. first day of official 'not just course outline' classes. first day of bass after the summer. a good day? yeah. it was pretty good. there is a debate poster i want to steal, it's a keep calm and carry on parody, an A with a crown with be smart and join debate. i love love love it. anyway, i don't have much time to blog, i have to eat before i go to bass/work, so i guess i'll blog in depth later.
i'm also thinking of starting the letter project.
-brett

oh my word, what a weekend.

listening: i'm so sick, flyleaf

what a weekend. friday uncle bruce was here, saturday uncle john and auntie cheryl were here, and sunday and today was the berg's. it has been a busy weekend, hence the lack of blogging.
anyway, the berg's came for the labour day game, and it didn't end well. i ended up getting a ticket at the last minute so i went with matt and left with dad and alanna halfway through the third quarter when the score was a mere 40-5. final score? 52-5 calgary.
needless to say, the transit ride home was frosty.
anyway, the berg's are still here so i'm going to go hang out with them a bit.
i'll blog tomorrow.
pce.
-brett

ok, here we go

listening: echelon, pillar

first day of classes. great. the day started in the debate room, where jenn, jason and i were joined by 12 grade 10's waiting for their 'advisor class' with ms fraser. jason left. then it was homeroom again, where evil doctor lopeth brought out the bicycle chains and pulled our toenails out. after that it was time for my grade 10 math class, where mr. mcknight told joke after joke and expected laughter out of the scared grade 10's. lisa and i are the only grade 11's in the class, because she failed math while she was in holland and i wanted to repeat. oh oh! unexpected bonus! the curriculum for math 10-c is the exact same as math 10-applied. the exact same. i am going to pwn this class into oblivion. anyway, after that our ankles were chained together and we were marched back down to see dr. lopeth, who in the last hour had transformed his classroom into an operating room. he harvested our kidneys for use in stews at the un building. after the anesthetic wore off, it was lunchtime where we defended the debate room from hordes of the near 600 new (rabid) grade 10's. ms. fraser's obama chia pet led the resistance.
anyway, after lunch it was time for the easiest class ever (round 2), fla 20-2. and it consists of the exact same people as 10-2. this will be so much fun.
and then chemistry, where mr. schrottner blew the lid off a paint can with natural gas and fire. i think chemistry with him is going to be epic.
and there you have it. day 1, gone.
-brett

posting was...

listening: lifehouse, everything

...sadly neglected yesterday like a baby under a bench at kings cross station that neither harry nor dumbledore can help. harry potter moment.
anyway, i didn't post yesterday because it would have been the same 'i must do better' claptrap i've been talking about all fricking summer. but now that school is back in session, i will post first day recap and timetable and thoughts on both! this is mainly for my sister who is not around to hear me rant (rae)
i arrived at school at 11:30, please note school started at 1, and so i slid through the hordes of tenth graders and arrived relatively unscathed at the debate room, where i ran into coleby and andrew. then, after les petits left, i went looking for people. i ran into shannon, chat chitted with her for a bit, and then saw leandro arrive, so i headed back to the debate room. we were shortly thereafter joined by jenn. fast forward to the assembly. i see now why aberhart speeches are famed for being so boring. the combination of mr. flaig, mr. ferguson, and the ridiculously butt-unfriendly bleachers make for an unpleasant situation. fast forward through the many speeches on lanyards and smoking, and we arrive in The Torture Chamber, also known as room 116, lair of the evil doctor lopez. the thing about him, is that he can stretch a relatively simple thing such as distribution of medical forms into a 20 minute lecture. whereas all the other classes were finished by about 2:30, we finished at 3. the one perk, is that (i'm guessing here) the administration took pity on lopez's kids and be all get our own lockers! granted, they are down the dungeon hallway, but i use the debate room as a locker anyway. anyway, after i escaped from the Never Ending Speech (TM) me and jenn took the train to crowfoot, and after i boarded the 143 i realised i did not have my headphones. so i put the speaker on my ipod (quietly) and listened to lifehouse on the way home. all in all, you'd think i didn't have a good day. but i did. it was fantastic to see mes amis again.
and now timetable time.
semester 1.
math 10-cf
mr. mcknight
i am retaking math 10, yes. i need the pure stream.
social 20-1f
evil doctor lopez
i actually let out a high pitched scream when i saw this. not lopez again!
fla 20-2
wait...i thought i was in -1? oh well, dunn's classes are simple.
chemistry 20
mr. schrottner
i have never heard of this man. but if he's mean he will be known in my mind as mr. snottner.
semester 2.
bio 20
mr. craig
yes! i wanted craig after hearing about him from alanna and jenn
sports med 15
mr. pelehos
to be expected.
physics 20
ms. foster
never heard of this one either. i guess we'll see. oh, mean name: ms. foster child.
english 20-1
ms. griffin
apparently she's good. she can't be worse than mcmillan, so...

and so brett escapes with one -2 course and one evil doctor. things could be a whole lot worse.
this'll be a good year, methinks.
-brett

id card taken,

listening: perfect, hedley

so the id card picture has been taken, and the id card redesign looks bomb. being that we have to wear them on our nice black aberhart lanyards, they've been verticalified and it's a black and orange gradient with the picture center left opposite the aberhart logo. school name up top, your name down bottom. for any aberhartians that are reading this, this description was for rae. also it's a darker orange, by the looks of it. not as garish.
i'm still wondering if we can substitute our own lanyards for the aberhart one, although i'm not sure i will. i thought that they would be bright orange with little white A's all over it, but it's just black with orange WILLIAM ABERHART 'A' repeated on it. it's actually kind of nice.
so tomorrow is my last day of summer. it has been an alright summer, not much has happened, really.
it's been a trip to edmonton, lots of work, some xbox, some friends, and lots and lots of cold weather. it's like winter vacation but longer.
oh, and a really crappy calaway job was accepted and then quit.
so, farewell, summer 2010, you kind of sucked and i want you to leave now and never come back.
hello, autumn 2010, i sure don't care if you're better weather-wise, but you better be a heck of a lot more interesting than summer.
see you on thursday, aberhart.
-brett

pictures tomorrow!

listening: cassie, flyleaf

flyleaf isn't even good. i don't know why i keep listening to them. here we go

listening: econoline crush, what it's like

so, school pictures are tomorrow. which is, well, awesome. because it means school starts on thursday! i know, you're surprised too.
my keyboard is bugging me, it needs to stop switching to french. i was in the middle of writing this post and it went french, so instead of finishing, i waited until it autosaved and then restarted my computer just to avoid the terror known as the frogs.
sorry for the short post, but i'm not feeling it right now.
-brett

ladies and gentlemen,

listening: will you be there, pillar

it. is. cold. it is so cold i climbed into my deep freeze for warmth. my blood has ice crystals in it. i am wearing a thermal sweater and a flannel shirt on top and i am still cold. mind you, it probably doesn't help that i'm drinking an ice cold coke. delicious, refreshing!
i am ashamed to admit that i watched high school musical 3 last night/finished it this morning. it wasn't as bad as the other two, but it wasn't good either.
and the plot was incredibly thin. i predicted everything except for the random songs. i think the franchise would be so much better if they weren't musicals. except then they would be just low budget movies with no plot and no acting ability. so scratch that idea.
my arm is feeling better after i bruised the muscle yesterday. a hot bath will do its magic every time. and there might be another one coming my way today being that it is...7 degrees. calgary! it's august! warm up!
school starts thursday! i know i've been counting down, but this is unprecedented. school always manages to sneak up, even when you're looking forward to it. id pictures tuesday, hopefully my hair stops being so noticeably short by then, although the chances of that happening are equal to my chances of winning the lottery (even though i don't buy tickets) and taming a squirrel. although that would be awesome and i would give it to rae so that she stops trying to make me buy her a hamster. :D
-brett

untitled story part 2

listening: seether ft. amy lee, broken

sorry folks, but part 2 of the story isn't going up here. check it out at 116amstories.blogspot.com

i don't want to use this blog for writing, but i will put up the link to my writing blog every time something new goes up there.

no inconvenience intended.
-brett

weekends rock, then you die?

listening: the con, tegan and sara
ben folds, bruised

titles are hard to come up with, as evidenced by the title of this post. and by the lack of a title my story in progress has. people who have read the first few chapters, i am open to suggestions. keep it simple please, as long complicated titles suck.
rae, i have figured out that if i ever need music, i only have to go to slowseptember and look at the 'listening:' thing. so thank you for that.
anyway, parents are in edmonton for the weekend and alanna has work until six, so i have a...2 hour window to write sans distraction. actually, that's a lie, i probably won't write at all, but i promise to put up another chapter before school starts again. so if i don't blog (rae) don't freak out or get mad, because i'm working on new and exciting forms of entertainment for the huddled masses. can i get an 'aces' from any random person? thank you, creepy pedo man who comes into the library every tuesday and stares at me.
i'm kidding, of course.
although, the library does attract some riff-raff. there was a very sexist man in the teen section the other day. my page compadre jane went to push in some chairs by him and he flipped out and yelled at her. so we used me as a test to see if he was a jack-ass or just racist (jane is asian)/sexist. he glared at me a bit, but didn't say a word as i smiled sweetly in his direction and bashed his head in with his own foot.
-brett

oh phone, why do you suck?

listening: sahara, relient k (again and again)

'was it the lying or his pride that brought him down?'
i love this song.
anyway, i'm starting to wonder why all phones want me to smash them with a large gold brick. this nokia i have now was obviously not designed for heavy-duty texting. 700 texts in two days and the keypad is starting to crap out. if it was my computer keyboard, m tping woud lok like ths. it's quite annoying, because after i write a message i have to go back through it and spell check it, because there is a 95% chance it's buggered somehow.
and using a british term there reminded me that i got the complete first season of the office (british version!) from the library. free. i love working there, i do.
gareth: you're very immature
tim: i'm not
'gareth's phone rings'
gareth: gareth keenan
tim: (over phone) cock!
i love british humour.
so, school starts in less than a week. as a matter of fact, i go on tuesday to get my picture taken. it has sunk in- grade 11 isn't just approaching, grade 11 is here.
this could get interesting.
on a side note, please check out my writing blog- 116amstories.blogspot.com
-brett

new blog- for stories

listening: sahara, relient k

116amstories.blogspot.com is my new writing blog. as i write, posts will appear. please comment and feel free to share as long as you source my blog.

-brett

untitled new story- rough draft 1

Matt Kent glanced at his alarm clock which was screeching country music at decibels too high for the hour. With a snarl, he punched the off button and swung his muscular legs out of bed and ambled off to his bathroom. He glanced in the mirror and grinned. What he saw was a 17 year old boy, 6'1, with tousled light brown hair and ice blue eyes. His muscles had finally caught up to the rest of his body, and he had the lean build of a track runner. ‘If only my asthma would let me run, I would whoop everyone on the field.’Matt thought to himself. He shrugged off the negativity and climbed into the steaming water. Normally he would wash lightly, just enough to wash off the thin layer of grime that had accumulated however today he scrubbed every inch of himself. Brushed his teeth and took three gulps of mouthwash, two of which he swallowed. Dressed himself in his nicest ‘school appropriate clothes’ which consisted of a slim blue hoodie and narrow leg jeans, what he hoped would attract the girl that he had been chasing for the better part of a year.

A hasty breakfast later, Matt was in his car heading for school, rehearsing what to say to Amanda Williams. Every time he saw her, he got a smile that he didn’t manage to conjure up for anyone else. He knew that he was completely smitten with her, everyone knew. Andy had been egging him on for months, and today was the day he would finally open up. He adjusted the rearview mirror to see his face as he merged on to the freeway and began practicing his expressions. “Hey Aman-“He never finished the sentence. There was a Hyundai SUV stalled out in his lane, and going 100 kilometres an hour, he ploughed into the rear end.

*

Heather Greenwood applied the finishing touches to her eyeliner before arranging her black hair into the style that made her parents cringe every time they saw it. ‘It serves them right, divorcing and neither one fighting for me.’ With a grimace, she pulled her seventeen year old frame into her black skinny jeans and rummaged around for her Bring Me the Horizon t-shirt. She grunted as she pulled it down, which meant one thing. She poked her head out of her bedroom door. With no parents or annoying sister in sight, she sprinted to the bathroom and stuck her middle finger down her throat, disposing of the little breakfast she had eaten that morning, then brushed her teeth to get rid of the smell the purging had wrought.

Ten minutes later she was in the back seat of her father’s 'soccer-mom' Hyundai Santa-Fe, headed for another day of emotional torture some people call Baker High School. Suddenly a grinding noise came from under her feet, and the vehicle slowed to a stop. Her dad let loose a profanity and got out of the car to raise the hood. Before he could get around the front of the car, he watched in horror as a small Japanese car sped full speed into the trunk and came to a rest upside down above his daughter.

*

“What do we have?”

“Seventeen year old male, fractured skull, fractured neck, three broken ribs, broken femur, and multiple internal injuries.”

“Turf him to surgery, if he makes it through the night, it’ll be a freaking miracle. What about the other vehicle?”

“Seventeen year old female, two broken ribs, punctured lung and major concussion. She’s been intubated and she’s stable. We’ll schedule surgery in the morning.”

*

Matt awoke with a start. “Lights, lights aren’t supposed to be on at this time? I’m gonna get Dad back for this one. What time is it? Manda will kill me if she realises I slept in. Where are my pyjamas? Man, my head hurts. Wait...”

The neck brace was restricting his movement. He couldn’t feel anything below his neck, anyway. Looking around, he saw the intravenous tube sticking out of his hand. Opened his mouth to cry out, his head was really hurting now. He head a low, piteous moan and realised it came from him.

Matt was about to start screaming for his father when he heard a noise beside him. Unable to look, he tried to speak again, but all that came out was the same moan from before.

“You’re awake! Doctor! My son woke up!”

Footsteps. There was someone rushing to his room, but where was his room? He felt confused, he was in pain, and there was a tube in his mouth and in his hand. With a small sigh, he let sleep take him once more.

*

Two rooms away, Heather was fuming. She felt good enough to get up and walk, they had reinflated her lung already, and her ribs were set back into place, but if she wanted to go anywhere she had to call a nurse to lift her into a wheelchair. And they wouldn’t even let her see the boy who had hit her; she wanted to punch him in the face for causing this. Oh, he would suffer so much. “I bet they let him go wherever he wants because he’s a boy. I’ll make him pay for all of this.” Deciding on the spot to solve this herself, she stumbled over to her chair and wheeled herself to the boy’s room two doors down.

As she wheeled into his room, she was immediately shocked at what she saw. There were no doctors in sight, the boy’s father and the physician were down the hall talking. Slowly, she wheeled herself to the chart hanging on the end of his bed.

*

Matt was slipping in and out of consciousness. He would be awake for five seconds, then the image he saw would be burned into his retinas until he awoke again. For two hours, he saw a slim girl in a wheelchair reading a chart at the end of his bed, tear marks on her high cheekbones.

He awoke again to see the girl talking to his father and another man. Doctor? No, no lab coat or scrubs. The girl’s father maybe. He attempted to greet them, but what came out was a raspy ‘hello’. No more tube in his throat then. Saw the girls eyes open wide.

“I thought you must be dead,” she began. “I’m the girl you hit.”

Matt raced through his mind. “Hit? Accident. Car accident. Nicole...shit. I was in a car accident. Hyundai. Blue. Man beside it, this man?’

“Sorry,” the words grated his throat. “I’m-“

And he lapsed back into unconsciousness.

*

Heather was pretty sure she was in shock. The accident was beginning to take its toll, sitting for so long in her wheelchair was making her ribs hurt like a son of a gun. The boy had fallen asleep again, probably because of the morphine they were pumping into his veins, so she grimaced and wheeled herself back to her room down the hall, and with her dad’s help, got back into bed.

”Sorry. Little prick, that’s all he says? I’m gonna sue the crap out of him.” Her dad was fuming, pacing around her room with an intensity he usually saved for when her mother came into the room.

“Dad-“

“Save it. We’ll get every cent out of him, no one hurts my daughter and gets away with it.”

“Don’t do this, can’t you see he’s suffered enough?!” The words came easily, and they hit their mark perfectly. Her dad looked flabbergasted that she had even mentioned it, like she didn’t want the money.

“I’m fine,” she continued. “It’s him we have to worry about. Look at the state of him, for goodness sake! And you want to take the little money that family will have left after medical bills just so that you don’t have to work to pay alimony for a couple months. Dad, get out of here and let me get some sleep!”

The words worked to get her dad out of her room, but there was no way she was sleeping. There were too many thoughts going through her head.

5000 SURVEY- PART 4

listening: who i am hates who i've been- relient k

301. List 5 things you have not experienced that you would like to experience before you die.

A- sex


B- camping. even though i hate hate hate nature


C- perfect attendance for a year. nerdy? yes. impossible? probably.


D- mosh pit. they seem like good clean fun :D


E- marriage



302. Will you try to accomplish any of these things within the next year?
C, D, yes. i sure hope not E.

303. What do you feel controlled by?
this darn hypnotist i went to in Reno. just kidding.

304. If Jesus appeared to you and told you that the moon was made of green cheese would you believe him?
yeah, it's Jesus talking, man.

305. What is one thing you are sure of?
I have five toes on each foot. And now I double checked, surprisingly.

306. At what part of the day do you feel the most alert?
7 am

307. Have you ever played in a band?
sigh, yes.

308. Have you ever stared into the ocean thinking 'early creatures crawled outta that'?
no, because evolution, imho, is bunk.

309. If not, what do you think of when you are staring into the ocean?
'Dude, that would be nice to swim in.'

310. Do you like the mental challenge of chess or other games?
Chess is pretty sweet, tbh

311. Do you ever think of where your atoms were before they were in you?
EW NO! OH, THAT'S SICK, 5000 SURVEY!

312. Do you ever think about where your atoms will go after they have been in you?
i try not to.

313. If you didn't know that people couldn't fly do you think that you could?
you're stupid. this is stupid.

314. Are you someone that others call when they're having a problem and want to talk about it?
call or text? i get a lot of texts comme ca

315. When it comes to literature, do you see beyond the writing and into the meaning intended by the author?
if it's a good book.

316. Is there anything you can take apart completely, and then put back together, and have no left over parts?
2 pieces of lego.

317. What are your feelings about the death penalty?
it's pretty sweet.

318. If there was a god and you could ask him/her one question what would it be?
God should be capitalised, fool. Why he invented people who can't spell.

319. Do you believe that life will be found on other planets?
No. Yes. No. Yes. No. AAAAAAAHHHH!

320. What is something worth suffering for?
Love.

321. If you could put an extra eye on your body anywhere you wanted, where would you put it?
*snickers* no not there, perv. my chest. or my back

322. Are you in touch with the earth and nature?
hells no

323. Would you rather live simply or extravagently?
depends on the day

324. Have you ever been camping?
if you had read the answer to question 301, no.

325. Is your heart open when you meet someone new?
not usually. it takes some time

326. Are you able to have conversations with and become friends with people who are not like you and are interested in different things than you are?
yes

327. Are strangers more beautiful or frightening to you?
there are people other than me and my close personal friends? i'll be jiggered.

328. What stops you from doing everything you want to do?
what?

329. Can you think of three adjective that do not apply to you at all?
no. but that's because i'm almost 16 and still don't know what an adjective is. i have bluffed my way through english.

330. How do you feel about Jeremy Jaynes, who got a nine year prison sentence for spamming people with junk email (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Jaynes)?
aces.

331. Do you know who the current premier of China is?
Kim Jong Il? no. then no.

332. Are you very active?
noooooo

333. Is there a city that reminds you of the landscape of your brain?
edmonton. there is no direct path to get anywhere.

334. Have you ever loved someone who has loved you back?
Jesus :D lol

335. Is it really being 'in love with' someone if the other person doesn't love you?
BRAIN EXPLOSION!

336. Do you believe that there is someone perfect for everyone or that people just fall in love with who ever they are with at the time?
Number 2, Drew.

337. Do you know secret things?
yyeeeessssss

338. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have?
no...?

339. How do you overcome your fears?
punch myself in the groin. i don't know!

340. What can you do better than anyone you know?
play halo.

341. Would you benefit from a wilder existence?
shut up.

342. Does it seem to you like the range of socially acceptable behavior is getting smaller or larger?
larger

343. Have you ever fired a gun?
several times

344. Are people becoming more afraid of each other?
yeah

345. If you had to choose the percentage of freedom vs. safety what ratio would you decide on (ex: 100% free 0% safe)?
50-50

346. Does safety stifle you?
no?

347. Who or what needs to be stopped?
the train that's heading for the little kids playing on the tracks.

348. Are human beings becoming more domesticated?
I don't follow

349. Do you follow the lives of the British Royal Family?
AHAHAHAHA no.

350. How did the death of Pope John Paul II (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_John_Paul_II) affect you?
It didn't, really. I'm not Catholic.
351. Have you ever lost something and never found it?
My camera...Where did it GO?

352. Do you listen to any talk radio shows?
noooo

353. Who do you trust more, your friends or your parents?
I trust them both

354. Would you ever date someone outside of your race or religion?
Race? Yes. Religion? It's iffy.

355. Which of the 7 deadly sins in the worst (gluttony, greed, pride, lust, envy, wrath, sloth)?
A sin is a sin. There is no level to determine which is the worst. They're equal.

356. Which one are you most guilty of?
Ooh boy. Dunno.

357. Are you afraid to be alone with yourself?
No?

Do you try to avoid thinking?
No

358. Would you venture to tell someone you loved him or her if they didn't say it first?
Yeah

359. What are you the most sensitive about?
Like what?

360. What can you talk about for hours?
Anything :P

361. Do you talk about yourself, other people, or ideas the most?
All 3.

362. Do you believe that spell casting can work?
NO

363. Are you a fan of The Legend of Zelda games?
NO

364. What old movie would you go see if it were re-released in the movie theaters?
Avatar :P

365. Is there a celebrity that you would be too starstruck to talk to if you met them?
Megan Fox. Mainly because of the looks though.

366. Have you ever left a mean unsigned note?
No

367. Do you think it's cheesy to paste things you didn't write into your diary?
Yeah

368. What are three things that you try not to think about?
Death
Work
Afterlife
369. Is casual sex acceptable for you?
I'm honestly not sure yet.

370. What form of sexual protection do you use?
I haven't had to use any yet

371. What is expected of you that you feel is unnatural or not right?
I don't follow

372. Do you sometimes place your own expectations on other people?
All the time

373. Do you sometimes act overeager to make friends when you are around strangers?
On occasion. Usually I'm pretty passive

374. Do you take everything that is said literally?
Oh yeah

375. Do you take most things others say seriously?
Yeah

376. Do you have a quick wit?
Lol yes

377. Do you believe in the need for political correctness?
No

378. Do you have strong opinions and beliefs?
Yes

379. If yes, can you still hang out with and be friends with people who disagree with you?
Yes

380. Are you uptight?
No

381. Do you sometimes do risky things?
Yes

382. Could just about anyone hold your interest in a conversation for at least ten minutes?
Yes

383. Are you self-conscious?
Yes

384. What would be your ideal destination for a Saturday afternoon?
Somewhere fun?

385. Does anyone have a video tape of you doing soemthing embaressing?
Like misspelling words? Talk to me when you learn English.

386. What is Kevin Smith’s(
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Smith) best movie?
Not sure

387. Where do you like to go on Friday or Saturday nights?
Home

388. Do you like your friends to act the same way all the time or do you accept their moods and changes?
I accept them

389. Do you often feel like other people are judging you?
Sometimes. I'm not paranoid

390. What do you think other people judge you to be like?
I don't know

391. Are you quick to judge others?
Yeah. I'm not happy about it

392. When you have a fight with someone do you want to talk about it right away or calm down first and then talk?
Calm down first

393. Some say love is a river (according to the old song). What do you say love is?
A state of mind

394. What is the worst fault a person can have?
Halitosis

395. Do you have it?
Sometimes :P

396. Which do you think has more impact on a person’s character, genetics or environment?
Environment

397. Who was your first best friend?
Kyle Berg

398. If you are not best friends anymore, what came between you?
Distance

399. Who have you read a biography about?
Bonnie and Clyde

400. What would your own autobiography be called?
"I need a title?"

WAS IT THE LYING OR THE PRIDE

listening: sahara- relient k

apparently you can call the school and get your timetable.
i don't know how, when i called yesterday the automated voice yelled at me that NO ONE got their timetable. it made me cry. computers can be so mean.
in other news, i have over 600 messages in my text inbox. also the keypad on my phone is failing me. it was not designed for heavy usage.
um, i'm writing another story. it starts depressing but then it gets better. i'll post it when i finish more of it.
food! food is a necessity at the moment. so i'll talk to y'alls later
-brett

DEATH CAB TIME? MAYBE LATER!

listening: if you believe me- relient k

i am indeed in a death cab mood. but...i don`t have plans on my computer and let`s face it, narrow stairs is not as good.
i may not have plans on my computer, but i have a plan for the fall in my head.
it`s the same plan i have every year!
work harder, blah blah blah.
the difference is i`m motivated!
isn`t that fun?
yes, yes it is.
can you tell yet that i have nothing to talk about?
my new bike is sick.
flyleaf is playing in my room, relient k is playing on my computer.
-brett

ROCK THE RIVER

listening: i`m so sick- flyleaf

so do you want to know every detail about rock the river? no? too bad!
it was epic.
that pretty much sums it up. hawk nelson sucked, as always, skillet tried but was ultimately beaten by flyleaf. seriously, they were amazing.
um, dad`s in switzerland for four days or so, so i`ll be home alone from monday to friday. sounds like fun, i know.
in the meantime, i`ll be reading through approximately one million books i took out from the library and listening through one million cd`s jenn lent me.
sorry for the short post, but i`m hungry.
-brett

OOPS, I MISSED YESTERDAY

listening: the almost- dirty and left out

sorry general public. i missed posting yesterday. usually when i miss a post i do a recap but that seems like a cheat. instead i will talk about me! isn`t that exciting!
no it isn`t.
religion?
talked to death.
music?
no.
sisters?
ah, there we go.
i`m busy watching my sisters, both of them. partly to avoid pitfalls in my own life, partly for inspiration.
rae first. i wanted to be like her for the longest time, to be frank. have all the friends, ambition, a plan for university. i still do, but i`m learning to be myself now. i saw her go to university, and make the decision to drop out, i saw her move into a dorm, her first house, my cousins house, and now her second house. and it makes me think if she can do it, i can too. so a clink of the glass to you, rae. keep inspiring me.
and alanna now. i watched her effectively grow up in a day and a half. she has started making pretty epic mature decisions in her quest to move out. she has a plan now, she has a job, she`s getting control. that inspires me too, because if alanna can do it, i should theoretically be able to too.
how`s that for a post?
-brett

YOU WERE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME

listening: relient k- there was no thief

the relient k is getting out of control. all afternoon i`ve had all seven? albums on shuffle.
and you know i`m losing it when i can`t remember if i posted yesterday or not.
anyway, i finally got to drive again last night, being that alanna has been driving the sentra because her car`s all broken and whatnot. and i`m not too happy about it, being that that increases the chance of it being destroyed before it belongs to me. and i want that car.
so...15 days till school, not counting today.
my goal is an 80%+ average, with no mark below 75. and i`m wondering if it`s possible for me to get a 92.5 average, which is equal to a 3.7 gpa, which is what i`ll need for med school entrance if i want to do it with only 2 years prior in university. ergh.
work tonight, two hours.
id card pictures in 13 days not counting today.
-brett

FORGETTING ALL I`M LACKING

listening: hanging by a moment- lifehouse

today was, well, it was boring. not much happened.
work.
milkshake.
and that`s it!
oh, and i just saw the weirdest star trek episode ever. search up yesterday`s enterprise and you might get it, although nothing compares to actually seeing it. basically there`s time traveling, dead people that come back to life and the like.
and i love the library`s free cd`s for staff members policy. mainly because lifehouse is my new best friend.
all in all, not much to blog about today. i didn`t even really talk to any of my friends today. it was just one of those days.
hopefully something interesting happens tomorrow and i can get in depth or some crap like that.
-brett

SYLVAN LAKE PHOTO EXTRAVAGANZA

listening: be my escape- relient k


attempting, and failing, to take stalker pictures. note leaves.
danny had the same camera as me. underwater photos in the hot tub, in other words. this is before i discovered a small crack in the casing. i would have been fine, as i found out later, but this was the last watery picture i took.
danny`s vaguely homosexual goggles

matt saw God in the locker room at the water park
and ben saw a surprising lack of funds in his wallet.

i didn`t take very many pictures, being that most of the time we were in the water. but i hope these provide a good visual aid.

-brett

I GIVE IN TO THE TRIED AND TRUE

listening: relient k- the one i`m waiting for

there are actually two relient k songs that i`ve been addicted to. and so i`m going to put the choruses for all to see!

come right out and say it
*
Why don't you
Come right out and say it?
Even if the words are probably gonna hurt
I'd rather have the truth
Than something insincere
Why don't you
Come right out and say it (come right out and say it)?
What it is you're thinking
Though I'm thinking it's not what I wanna hear

i need you
*
I need you
I need you here
I need you now
I need security somehow
I need you
Like you would not believe
You're the only thing I want
Cause you're everything I need

i know, i`m pretty lame for doing this. but i don`t really want to blog. today has been kind of a grouchy day for everyone.

-brett

I JUST HAVE BRUISED AND BATTERED HANDS

listening: i need you- relient k

the relient k kick is going strong.
seriously, five score is, atm, one of my favorite albums.
so today was a pretty good day. sylvan lake. time to chronologicify it. and a new word! aces.
8:22 am: wake up. have to be at the church by 9.
8:25 am: step out of the shower
8:30 am: choke down some frosted flakes
9:00 am: leave the church
10:30 am: arrive in red deer, purchase some mcdonalds cinnamon twist things and a coke.
11:00 am: arrive at sylvan
11:30 am: danny and i brave the frigid 4 degrees of sylvan lake.
11:45 am: with literally blue arms, we emerge from the murky depths
12:00 pm: amble over to the waterpark.
12:00 pm-4:00 pm: waterpark madness- chili dogs, half pipes, tube chains, etc.
4:30 pm: leave sylvan
5:00 pm- 6:00 pm: dinner at mcdonalds in red deer- double big mac, fries, coke, triple spun chocolate shake (large)
8:00 pm: arrive in calgary

so all in all, it was a pretty good day. i am satisfied, but now i desperately need sleep. tomorrow will be interesting.
-brett

DR PEPPER, RAIN, SYLVAN LAKE

listening: i need you- relient k

so i`m on a bit of a relienk k kick these days. i`m alright with it.
so it rained a lot today, unfortunately i was unable to go out in it, because i was working. yesterday was my first day off in a week. yech. anyway, tomorrow i`m going b2s shopping with ma mère. should be fun.
ooh! i know what will be fun! lets make a list of what i have yet to buy for each subject!
mathematics 10-cf:
binder
notebook
graph paper notebook
pencils
red pens
sports med 15, english 20-1, french 20-1, social studies 20-1f:
binder
notebook(s)
pens
pencils
biology 20, chemistry 20, physics 20:
the key
aforementioned supplies
should be fun, yes? and i inherited alanna`s old ti-84 calculator. yes!
ans sylvan lake trip is in 2 days.
-brett
(now that`s more like a post, not these piddly little posts i`ve been doing. once school starts up again my life will be more interesting. promise)

I CAN SMELL THE DEATH ON THE SHEETS COVERING ME

listening: deathbed- relient k

tonight was youth!
grounders, s`mores, chips, fire, friends.
what could be better really?
sorry for the short post, i`m not in a writing mood.
-brett

THIS POST HAS NO TITLE! OK, THIS COUNTS AS A TITLE

listening: new found glory- all downhill from here
mood: productive
doing: just finished cleaning
planning: how to discipline myself. if i can learn how to do that before school starts, school will be a breeze
happy: yes
thinking: too much to put here
leaving now: yes i am
-brett

I`VE BEEN MISGUIDED BY YOU

listening: basbhat- the audition

so today was an interesting day, if only in my mind.
i started thinking about who i wanted to be, who i really wanted to be.
and i thought back to previous years.
i always managed to make myself an easy target. i became that kid who you couldn`t count on to save your life.
well, i think this year is the time to break that image. because i`m not going to lay down this year.
ready? my primary objective- +80% average, with no mark below 75%.
secondary objectives- refresh my image
-don`t back down
-stop making myself an easy target
i try not to get personal too much on my blog, but this is something that`s been eating at me for four years now.
time for a change.
-brett

MY POSTS ARE GETTING SHORTER

listening: nothing. weird, huh?

so being that my blog posts are getting shorter and shorter, i thought i would crank out a long one. we'll see how it goes.
tonight is a barbecue at the church for dan and laura leffelaar, the candidate for the hub (campus and post-grad ministry at brentview). starts at 6, and apparently i'm going.
i worked today at 11, and it was one of the easiest times i've ever had at the library.
went to the mall afterwards and got a shirt from h&m. i hope i'm not turning into a prep.
uh, i ate a caesar salad.
i saw the cutest chihuahua ever at petland. seriously, she was gorgeous.
rae, when you move into a place that's allowed to have pets, i'm getting you a budgie or two. or a hamster.
inferno is done, moving on to purgatorio.
-brett

I FORGOT TO BLOG YESTERDAY.

listening: lullaby- the spill canvas

so i've realized my subconscious decision to not use capitals in my blog post. i'm going to be a rebel then. or not. i'm reading the divine comedy, by dante. it's difficult, and i'm rereading entire cantos to understand. i'm almost done inferno, so i'm pretty proud of myself. anyway, i have to work today and i've yet to eat anything, so this will have to be quick. school starts in 25 days. my birthday is in 56 days, i believe.
-brett

AW SHI-

listening: lullaby- the spill canvas

i'm enjoying all the cd's jenn lent me. (i owe you)
anyway, i'm extremely tired but i didn't blog today yet.
so i'll get all mushy.
i'm really enjoying actually talking to friends during the summer instead of just being a hermit, like i did all through junior high. in fact, i'm happier then i've been in a while. so thank you, summer of 2010. i owe you too.
-brett

HAPPY?

listening: nothing, i'm importing the cd's jenn lent me though

so today was a good day.
chronological and then analytical later.
1:00 pm: met up with jenn at crowfoot chapters
1:30 pm: went up to crowfoot library
2:00 pm: petland! i got bit by like 150 000 different species
was it 3:00 pm? cineplex, zombie games ftw
3:30-esque pm: back to chapters and just talking and stuff.
5:00 pm: home
7-9 pm: water fight, which jenn also came to.

so it was a good day i think, and i'm legit too tired to go all analytical, so good night. so long and thanks for all the fish.
-brett

BLASTED CBE

listening: skillet- hero

first, something weird. my razor has disappeared.
and the four extra blades i had.
they were in two different places.
i'm considering making posters.
anyway, the cbe sucks.
i was looking forward to getting my timetable, but due to a cbe computer error, i won't be getting it until the first day.
and now i'm going to work
-brett

WHEN A HEART BREAKS NO IT DON'T BREAK EVEN

listening: you stupid girl- framing hanley

school= t-minus 31 days
this has been a summer of boring.
now that rae and craig are gone, there is not much to do at home. i've reread harry potter, alex rider, and four douglas coupland books. i've played through call of duty 4, modern warfare 2, and all four halos. i've slept, walked, gotten energy drinks, and rode my bike. and i'm pining for school. fantastic. if anyone want's to do anything, don't hesitate to call me. chances are good i won't be busy.
i'm going to see salt tonight with dad and alanna. it should be interesting.
-brett

YOU WOULD THINK I HAD SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT AFTER 4 DAYS IN EDMONTON

listening: hold that sound- moneen

hello, y'alls
sorry for the lack of posting, my computer was having wifi troubles in edmonton.
and i felt awkward on the computer at sarah and ben's.
so, dad was telling me all about alanna's plans to move out, and all the stuff she had to do to make it happen, and i was just absorbing it for when it's my turn.
it involves basically a full time job, food, etc. it's expensive to live on your own!
anyway, this post is taking a long time to write, so i might just rant for the rest of it
i need more posters for my room.
i want to go back to school.
i'm wearing a blue hoodie.
wilbur sargunaraj is staring at me from my wall.
-brett

5000 SURVEY- PART 3

listening: tyler ward- breakeven

201. Put these creatures in order from what you would least like to be reincarnated as (1), to what you would most like to be reincarnated as (10) assuming reincarnation ended up existing AND you were given a choice.

10- male human
9- female human
8- house dog
7- dolphin
6- manta ray
5- wild dog
4- vulture
3- oak tree
2- rock
1- caterpillar


202. What do you feel unworthy of?

I don't really feel unworthy of anything.
203. Would you rather be remembered for having done something for humanity or being a really nice person?

I would like to be remembered, period.
204. Which do you value more: science or intuition?

Intuition, i suppose
205. Your best friend and your significant other are in the hospital at the same time with the same ailment. Who do you visit first?

Hopefully my best friend IS my significant other
206. Does the universe revolve around human beings?

No.
207. If you are no longer a virgin, do you wish you still were?

I am still a virgin, thank you.
208. Who is your favorite poet of those who are alive right now?

Rae, my sister
209. What is your favorite song from the 90's?

Call me stereotypical, but Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana
210. If you were in alphabet soup what letter would you be?

B. Duh.
211. Do you believe in fairies, ghosts, aliens, angels, dwarves, elves, etc.?

Why would you group angels in with mythical creatures?
212. What makes you want to be someone’s friend?

If they're nice, things in common, etc.
213. Do you troll around the Internet harassing people anonymously for fun?

No
214. Have you ever seen the movie A Man Who Fell to Earth?

No
215. What is your favorite line from a movie?
BTTF 2: Marty: There he is Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car!
Doc: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean, he'd rip through us like we were tinfoil.

216. What's your favorite video game?

Halo 3
217. Have you ever taken something that wasn't yours?

Yes.
218. What is one phrase people say that irritates you?

Not a phrase, but if they think they sing and they can't
219. You allow strangers to read your diary, but would you let your parents read it?

I don't let either read it...
220. Hot steamy bubble bath or quick in and out shower?

Long shower :D
221. Are you allergic to anything?

Yes
222. What is your favorite Terminator movie?

3
223. What is your favorite fast food?

Wendy's Baconator
224. What would someone have to do to get you to never speak to him or her again?

Be a total d-bag
225. Would (or have) you ever whip someone or be whipped by someone in bed?

No!
226. Have you ever said 'I hate everyone' and really meant it literally?

No
227. Why do some people want to get more money than they could ever spend?

Because they're dumb?
228. Have you ever won a carnival fish?

No
229. Did it live more than a week?

N/A
230. What's the best sounding accent a person can have?

Irish. Even if it's a guy.
231. What's the most boring thing you've ever read?

Oh lordy...
232. Do you prefer buttons or touch screens?

Touch screens
233. Do you think there is a lot of similarity between the Harry Potter books and the Lord of the Rings series?

No
234. Would you consider yourself to be naive?

No
235. Which of your friends is most likely to go to jail?

Danny
236. What is the smallest amount of money that could be in a public toilet that would make you reach in and grab it?

2 bucks. Also depends on the cleanliness of said toilet.
237. Would you ever wear real fur?

Yes
238. Arachnophobia or Eight Legged Freaks?

Arachnophobia
239. What are your feelings about police officers?

Society would disintegrate without them
240. what is your favorite line from a song?

I'm not alright, I'm broken inside, and all I go through, it leads me to You (I'm not alright- Sanctus real)
241. Is fifty dollars a lot of money?

Not really
242. Do you like the band Front 242 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_242)?

No, never heard them
243. Would you rather have fame, money, or self-satisfaction?

Self satisfaction
244. What's your middle name?

Gordon Dieter
245. What is the absolute limit, the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?

Name things, then I'll pick one.
246. Are you good, evil or neutral?

I like to think good, but probably neutral with good tendencies.
247. Should ebonics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics) be considered a language?

Yes
248. What color is your bedroom?

Red
What color would you like it to be?

Green, lime green
249. When are you planning to move to a new home?

End of high school
250. If you added up the cost of everything in the room with you, approximately what would it come out to be?
1000$, maybe more
251. Do you blow your nose in public?

Sometimes. Not randomly, if I have the need yeah
252. Do you want to follow in your parent's footsteps?

No
253. What is the coolest web site you know of?

Smosh.com
254. Which cartoon would you most like to see turned into a movie?

The Simpsons- Sequel!
255. Of the following, which word best describes you: enthusiastic, fair minded, generous, helpful

Fair minded
256. Can you eat with chopsticks?

Yes
257. Could you tell real money from counterfeit?

Yes
258. What do you think about school uniforms?

They're dumb. So much for fair minded, eh?
259. What ancient civilization would you most like to visit?

Jerusalem
260. What would make a great new Crayola color?

Taupe
261. If an art project is created with the intent of getting rich and famous, does that cast doubt over its significance as a work of art?

No
262. If you became president, whom would you invite to sing at your inauguration?

Rae
263. Who is the greatest philosopher of your country?

Markus Lemke
264. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

Probably to your mom. Ooops, was that out loud?
265. Is it as easy to make you happy now as it was when you were a child?

Almost, almost.
266. Who knows more...you, or your parents?

My parents
267. What instrument would you like to be famous for playing?

Bass, guitar
268. Children fill its lungs completely with air. Adults breathe in a more shallow way, not filling their lungs completely. Why the change?

Children need more air to inflate their heads.
269. Would you have sex with a stranger for one million dollars?

Yes. Mind you, you are talking to a 15 year old boy. Ask me in ten years.
270. Are you completely in control of your body?

I dont understand. Yes?
Are you completely in control of your mind?

No
271. Which is more romantic: an expensive, glittering bouquet OR flowers that were hand picked as they grew beside the parkway?

Number 2, Bob.
272. Do you know yourself well enough to understand why you feel the way you do?

Yes
273. Which do you do more often: let movies, songs and books put your feelings into words for you or put your feelings into words by yourself?

Number 2, Bob.
274. Do you believe celebrities when they are endorsing a product?

On occasion
275. What kind of movies do you wish were made more often?

Movies like Inception
276. Does fashion matter to you?

Yes
277. Should politicians be held to the same legal standards as everyone else?

Yes
278. What do you get in trouble for the most?

Homework
279. Should parents spank their kids?

Yes
280. What is your worst daily habit?

Junk food.
281. If you had your choice which one TV show would you have canceled?

The Bachelor(ette)
282. Do you like the taste of sweet or salt?

Both
283. Are you very precise about what words you use to describe your feelings and thoughts?

Yes
284. What do you feel the most guilty about?

Oh jeez...
285. Do you meditate?

No
286. Can dreams be visions, or do you feel they are always random images?

Being one who has Deja Vu on almost a weekly basis, visions.
287. Do you try to write/say what you are feeling in a true and simple way?

Yes
288. The thief _______ that everyone steals.


What verb would you fill in the blank with?

believes
289. What's the most incredible experience you ever had?

http://www.xelha.com/seatrek/ You wear something like an old fashioned dive helmet, and you walk around on the ocean floor with stingrays. It was amazing!
290. Are you ever afraid to write/say/think how you feel?

No
291. Do you write/say/think it anyway or become intimidated and try to avoid it?

I say it anyway
292. What is one thing you can't do?

Skydive
293. Do you like movies starring Charleton Heston (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleton_Heston)?

Dunno
294. Are you gentle?

I like to think so
295. When do you feel the most raw and vulnerable?

I dont honestly know.
296. Are you trying to find yourself?

I think I already have
297. Where are you looking?

Church, School, Home
298. Are you sometimes afraid of being honest because you are afraid of hurting people's feelings?

No
299. What would make you a stronger person?

I dont know
300. What book would you like to read sometime soon?

I would like to get an effing copy of jPod!