first day of classes. great. the day started in the debate room, where jenn, jason and i were joined by 12 grade 10's waiting for their 'advisor class' with ms fraser. jason left. then it was homeroom again, where evil doctor lopeth brought out the bicycle chains and pulled our toenails out. after that it was time for my grade 10 math class, where mr. mcknight told joke after joke and expected laughter out of the scared grade 10's. lisa and i are the only grade 11's in the class, because she failed math while she was in holland and i wanted to repeat. oh oh! unexpected bonus! the curriculum for math 10-c is the exact same as math 10-applied. the exact same. i am going to pwn this class into oblivion. anyway, after that our ankles were chained together and we were marched back down to see dr. lopeth, who in the last hour had transformed his classroom into an operating room. he harvested our kidneys for use in stews at the un building. after the anesthetic wore off, it was lunchtime where we defended the debate room from hordes of the near 600 new (rabid) grade 10's. ms. fraser's obama chia pet led the resistance.
anyway, after lunch it was time for the easiest class ever (round 2), fla 20-2. and it consists of the exact same people as 10-2. this will be so much fun.
and then chemistry, where mr. schrottner blew the lid off a paint can with natural gas and fire. i think chemistry with him is going to be epic.
and there you have it. day 1, gone.
-brett
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